“Oh wow, looks like drunk me really wanted to talk to you last night 🙈” “So sorry for blowing up your phone all night. I may have drank an entire bottle of wine at my friend’s party…💀” “Okay, it’s official: I’m never drinking margaritas again after last night. ”
“I should not be allowed to beer pong and text ever again 😂” “Well, I guess I’m going to go throw my phone into a lake now since I can’t be trusted with it” “I have to say, I’m proud that my texts were as coherent as they were last night. That’s talent 💁♂️”
“I should not be allowed to beer pong and text ever again 😂” “Well, I guess I’m going to go throw my phone into a lake now since I can’t be trusted with it” “I have to say, I’m proud that my texts were as coherent as they were last night. That’s talent 💁♂️”
“I’m really sorry for texting you all of that last night. It wasn’t cool. I’m embarrassed. ” “I’m sorry about what I said last night. I had a lot to drink, but that’s not an excuse. ” “I’m sooo sorry for putting all of that on you last night. That wasn’t fair. Can you forgive me? 😔” “I’m sorry, I did not mean to hurt your feelings. "
“I should probably come clean about why I was blowing up your phone all night…I think you’re great. I would love to grab dinner sometime (I won’t be drinking at dinner, I promise). ” “So this isn’t really the way I had envisioned this going, but I really like you. Clearly drunk me does too. ” “If you’re willing to look past my super embarrassing texts last night, I’d seriously love to take you on a date sometime 🥰”
“Can I please buy you a coffee tomorrow? It’s the least I can do after texting you my entire life story last night. ” “Dinner on me later to make up for my whisky-induced texting frenzy? 😅” “Maybe I can swing by later and drop off some takeout? I think that’s only fair after last night…”
“OMG I’m so sorry about all of those random texts—I lost my phone for hours at the club last night and someone texted embarrassing things to a ton of my contacts 😭” “Ughhh just now realizing that my drunk friends thought it would be funny to text random people in my phone, including you. So sorry about that. ” “Visiting my family for the weekend and my younger brother thought it would be hilarious to text weird things to my friends. 🙄 Sorry about those texts last night. ”
If you just can’t stop re-reading your texts from last night, consider deleting them. It won’t take back what you said, but you’ll still feel a weight off your shoulders by getting them off of your phone.
